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There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You lived before you met me?! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Who am I making this out to? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

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No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Dec 29, 2023

Our love

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Dec 26, 2023

Good man

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Dec 15, 2023

The calm

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Dec 5, 2023

Moving along

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! It must be wonderful. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I am the man with no…

Jan 18, 2023

Goodbye

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Meh. Okay, I like a challenge. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How…

Jan 15, 2023

Attila

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Jan 11, 2023

That’s a popular

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Jan 8, 2023

Ask her

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of…

Jan 6, 2023